And I don't want to spoil it for readers but Lindsey, I hope you read this, my favorite one( without giving to much away hope you know what I'm referring to) the elephant. While other "Debbie downers" were on their damn smart phones I was awaiting the brilliance that was Lindsey. It was non-stop pun after pun I was dying. Some of the jokes she used I also use on my rafting trips( taking the rocks for granite to name the first she used) so obviously I felt a connection and this was the correct choice. I believe we boarded the "Congo Connie" vessel and Skipper Lindsey was our guide. It was a 65 min wait which was NOT, I repeat NOT, terrible considering the other wait times on some of the more "appealing" rides, but me being a fellow river guide I was game. I was on my "birthday vacation" with my girlfriend earlier today and she really wanted to do this tour. Your guests are most of the time waiting hours to get on a ride/tour that maybe lasts 10-15 minutes. However I can definitely see the challenge/ frustration of being a Disney employee. I am used to having to provide nice, clean, family friendly jokes or other entertainment to guests from all around the world for more than 2 hours and I'm damn good at it. I, myself, am in the the very busy tourist industry as a white water rafting guide right outside of Gatlinburg, TN. During the Christmas season, the boats are decorated with lights and the ride turns into the Jingle Cruise, with plenty of Christmas decorations added to the ride and the always funny Christmas puns. I just find the nighttime spookier and love the atmosphere. It's one of my favorite rides to go on at night, others may prefer the daylight as it can be difficult to spot all the animatronics at night. So be sure to book a fast pass if this one of the rides your really looking forward to riding. The ride can have a long line during certain times of the year. They often get the entire boat involved in the experience and it can fun. They do a great job of getting you to laugh with all the great jungle puns. The ride is full of animatronic animals and human figures that are in engaged in all kinds of shenanigans, but the real star of the ride is your boats skipper. Come and join the crew of the Jungle Navigation Company as you board one of their tour guide operated vessels and journey through the jungle.
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